Chinkitus


a psychological disease where a non-asian aquires ch-nklike attributes.

these include, but are not limited to the following:

tightness, sushi loving, anime obsessions, pokemon loving, ddr skills, small p-n-s or mangina, eating with chopsticks, working around large machinery, h-llo kitty love, etc.
“dude, his d-ck was like 3 inches long!”
“he must have ch-nkitus…”

“let’s go watch back-to-back episodes of pokemon!”
“holy sh-t you might want to go get checked for ch-nkitus.”

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