Chlo job
the best thing tht will ever happen 2 u ever!
she gave me the best chlo job
1. f-ll-t– performed by someone named chloe
2. the oral stimulation of the genitals (consisting of the p-n-s and the scr-t-m) performed by any girl named chloe
3. the manipulation of the p-n-s (usually with use of the mouth, but can also be done with feet) by a girl named chloe
“hey chloe! would you be so kind as to give me a bl-wj-b?”
“no, i don’t give bl-wj-bs but i love giving chlojobs.”
free chlojobs for everyone!
the best bl-wj-b you’ll ever receive from a chloe.
john: omg did you get a chlojob!?
danny: yeah it was the best bj of all time.
1. the act of f-ll-t– performed by one named chloe
2. any instance where one named chloe stimulates the p-n-s with her (or maybe his?) mouth
3. a sloppy wet bl-wj-b given away by any sl-tty girl named chloe
as i was walking to the cafeteria, i noticed chloe staring aimlessly at the ceiling. hey chloe, that chlojob you gave me was pretty bad as i have multiple teeth markings on my p-n-s.
making friends then ditching them and not talking or hanging out with them once older guys get back in town.
yesterday when we were at the beach chloe gave us all chlo jobs.
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