when a man defactes in a womans open -n-l cavity and smears the hot -n-l paste in a claping sensation creating a beaver dam
the bedroom was lame until i gave the choco beaver then our s-x life was never the same again
- room keys
to be out of somewhere; exclaimed upon departing for vacation, or in hopes of ending the night with a girl in a hotel room. i’m leaving for cabo tomorrow, we out room keys! i’m going to meet her in the casino….room keys baby!
- chris jackson
a grungy,nasty,lazy,emo,bunk individual. something that is bunk. also known as messed up. that t-shirt is so chris jackson.(adj.) its pretty chris jackson in here,lets leave. the act of reaching between your legs from behind and m-st-rb-t-. look chris is doing the chris jackson!
- beta spoon
when two people spoon, this is the person in front. also known as the little spoon, they compliment the alpha spoon. he’s tall and i’m small, so i usually wind up as the beta spoon.
- root hugger
a h-m-s-xual. one who hugs roots (d-cks). aka brokeback, f-g, queer, etc… dude, you are a real root hugger.
when one takes a sh-t on a jewish -ssh-l- and then finishes up by -j-c-l-t-ng in the sh-t and creating a paste then rubbing the paste on dr. mouse’s pebble b-lls holy sh-t dude i just had a rosching fest on dr. mouse….felt sooooo good