s-x acts that incorporates sh-t into your s-xual play and then leaving obvious evidence of it like smearing it on the sheets/furniture/walls or leaving a “little log” under the bed mattress or bed frame.
when you feel h-rny and want to have s-x with your partner and at the same time want to use your sh-t as part of your s-x acts.
a code couples can use in public to indicate one of them is in the mood for kinky s-x involving defecating on their partner.
baby, i’m in the mood for some choco mucho tonight!!
dude, we got banned from the hotel because they found the choco mucho under the mattress.
man, it’s been a month since i gave my girlfriend a choco mucho
choco mucho -n-l action fetish p–p v-g-n- sh-t s-x s-xual acts kinky s-x p–p s-x play
- cocaine p*ssy
an intense high that one experiences immediately after inserting the p-n-s into an addictive, juicy v-g-n-. as tolerance to the sensation increases, it becomes necessary to have more and more doses of the v-g-n- to get that initial high causing the male to become addicted much like the drug cocaine -only difference is that one […]
- cow nugget
dried cow p–p a person who smells like sh-t what up cow nugget? hey let’s start a fire with those cow nuggets
obsessive thoughts or overwhelming desire for something or someone, that causes a conflict struggle between meeting moral versus primitive needs/urges. crazymaking thinking can cause physical symptoms and is anxiety provoking; with dysfunctional behavior tendencies. it is an internal emotional struggle that with loss of control lends itself to self-doubt, fantasy and acting on risk taking […]
- cynically optimistic
when you’re really negative about something you’re actually looking forward to. marriage is the biggest mistake i can’t wait to make. it’s the only thing i’ve ever been cynically optimistic about.
short for “douche-beard.” an asinine beard sported by somebody who is trying to be a hipster. does not need to be worn by an actual douchebag but this generally helps in identification of the species. with the current infatuation with beards, the d-beard is becoming more prevalent. did you see that guy just walk in? […]