Chocolate Finger
a chocolate finger is where you are making out with a girl and you slip her the finger but instead of inserting it it accidentally ends up in the -ss.
this commonly occurs in a drunk or disorientated state.
when this happens, the nickname chocolate fingers usually sticks with them for a long time
1)”haha dave got smashed on friday and chocolate fingered some girl behind the pub!”
2)”here i go”
“umm wrong hole…”
“wahay choco-fingers!”
sliding fingers up someones -n-l p-ssage (form of intercourse)
c’mon let’s play chocolate fingers
when discharge from the -n-s finds its way onto one’s finger during the process of b-ttock penetration with one’s phalanges
‘oh yes, twas thrilling until she gave me chocolate fingers’
the action of inserting one or more fingers into a persons r-ct-m, and then bringing it out for them to lick clean.
jenny chocolate fingered johnny by inserting a finger into his -n-s and then letting him suck it clean.
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