chocolate leclair


a very naughty s-x act to only be preformed by professionals or crazy people
ambrose: how did your date last night go?

bill: not so good, i tried to give her the chocolate leclair and we both ended up in the er
an unspeakable s-xual act to only be preformed by professionals
last night i tried the chocolate leclair on a chick and we both ended up in the er

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