Wind biscuits
chunks of a fart that are not exactly air. they can be soggy or chunky, and often smell like a dead newborn that just crawled out of a dead skunks b-tthole. having wind biscuits can commonly result in a change of underwear; but not a change of pants
during the naked bike race, 1st place, jimmy, decided to release some gas. unfortunately for second second place (billy) the fart contained p–p flakes from jimmy’s unsatisfactory attempt at wiping which sputtered back behind him.
billy- jimmy! you b-tthead! you got your wind biscuits on my chin!
when you fart and it sounds like a wisp of air.
dave let fly a little wind biscuit.
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