chocolate nut-stash
when a male or she-male dips their scr-t-m sack in p–p, and then proceeds to smear the defecation on another persons upper lip by dragging their nut sack across their face. the chocolate nut-stash is the twiztid cousin of the dirty sanchez, but of co-rs- takes more skill to pull off.
jon : “i scared lucy so badly last night that she sh-t her pants. while she was changing pants, i wiped her sh-tty pants on my nut sack, and then proceeded to give her a chocolate nut-stash. now she asks for one every night, gotta love that sh-t”
sam : “man i was just snoozing on the couch and was rudely woken up by my roommate giving me a chocolate nut-stash, worst wake up call ever!”
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