choke the chipmunk
(v) to m-st-rb-t-; to spank the monkey; to beat the meat; to maniputlate one’s (male) genitalia for pleasure; to jerk off; to beat off; to rub one out
wow….after watching katie get undressed, i feel the urge to go home and choke the chipmunk.
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