Choke the monkey
another term used to m-st-rb-t- for a male (choke the monkey)
jacking off- self pleasure until -j-c-l-t–n or orgasim. the boy was so h-rny that he needed to choke-the-monkey.
take a m-ssive cr-p. seriously, the cr-p is so big that it could choke a monkey. and that monkey would be dead.
“dude, i can’t hang right now. i’ve gotta choke the monkey.”
“way to much information, man…”
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