Choklahoma


1). that state of being completely embarr-ssed before a large audience in which the only debate is whether you were more incompetent or simply a laughingstock.
i wanted to ask out that hot blonde at the end of the bar, but i choklahomed the chance to and she left with my friend instead.

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