Chompophobia
the irrational fear men often feel toward outhouses. normally it stems from the -ssociated fear that there may be an unseen alligator or crocodile somewhere below.
“why did elmer have to buy one of them newfangled indoor toilets?”
“cause me and clem i heard he has chompophobia.”
“i reckon that’s a mighty wise choice then. i heard something peculiar rustlin’ in my own outdoor facility this morning.”
(collective shiver)
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