chongus
hardened, condensed, crystallized whale mucus. found in the deep depths of the oceans or and some rivers
dude! i really wanna go diving for chongus
a mushroom tip, wiener, p-n-s, meat rod you stick into a girl’s lugao.
albert: dude my chongu is so hard right now
albert’s dad: son…i am so disappoint
some one who is a memeist and dabs for no good reason this person also enjoys play video games and making up words to annoy people
hey you know that gur brad he is such a chongus
a person who intentionally chundies while kissing in an attempt to make the other person more attracted to them.
i met this guy last night and he was perfect, but as we started getting mkre s-xual i found out he was a chongus….. now i can’t get enough of him!
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