Chontina

usually a female name. the keeper of the name tends to love drama, is short, and… homely. (psst, ugly is mean word. but yeah, basically) when walking, he/she takes on the figure of an ogre. will do anything to get what she wants – this includes neglecting to go to a dentist. has a cracked tooth. two faced, whichever kind of face you want on either side. (he/she will morph their faces to fit your needs) has sh-ggy hair. not very awesome or bright. obsessed with pokemon and j-panese culture in a freakish manner. if home alone, like a normal person named chontina, they would m-st-rb-t- as soon as the door shuts. however, a certain type of chontina, known as the vix fatum chontina syndrome, will pin a picture of his/her black “friend” on the wall and stare at it for hours, until said family/friends return to their abode. chontina is typically white. wigger, nerd, and/or f-g (nawfence) and has hydrophobia, resulting in the lack of bathing. smells like kitty p–p.
ex:

anthony: wow, do you smell that? smells like a kitty just p–ped on mrs. lulu’s wall.

charlie: naw, she’s hydrophobic.

anthony: who? i just said the room smells like sh-t, whatsit you’re talking about?

charlie: i’m talking about that chontina there. she’s hydrophobic.

anthony: oh, i see. well, whatever. my sinus’ are burning.