a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy d-ck.
did you just eat a chopped off d-ck
at least 60% of the definitions in ud. person: mate, this definition is really unhelpful! other person: what do you expect from urban dictionary? person: …i guess you’re right. other person: aren’t i always? person: no, you’re usually pretty stupid. you mook.
- shop rag
rag used to clean d-ck after f-cking a girl on her period that’s not a hand rag that’s my shop rag
- Nike High
when you go to nike cross nationals and get so immersed in the nike brand and all the free gear that you have devoted your loyalty and your soul to the brand for the rest of your life. ” hey man, how was nxn?” ” so cool man, i got that nike high.” “i can […]
- Ripon raindrop
when you have no condoms but need the copulation, you can tell the woman involved that you are going to pull out as to not baby-fy her. once you are about to -j-c-l-t-, you pull out and j-zz on the ceiling. the s-m-n will then stick to the roof. the aim is to get the […]
smallogy is a small apology. useful for when you’re sorry, but only a little bit. smallogy.