when you go to nike cross nationals and get so immersed in the nike brand and all the free gear that you have devoted your loyalty and your soul to the brand for the rest of your life.
” hey man, how was nxn?”
” so cool man, i got that nike high.”
“i can tell. look at all the nike gear you are wearing.”
- Ripon raindrop
when you have no condoms but need the copulation, you can tell the woman involved that you are going to pull out as to not baby-fy her. once you are about to -j-c-l-t-, you pull out and j-zz on the ceiling. the s-m-n will then stick to the roof. the aim is to get the […]
smallogy is a small apology. useful for when you’re sorry, but only a little bit. smallogy.
a comfy -ss pull out couch, more commonly referred to as a futon. typically used for illicit activities in the dorm room or home. the foufi is a sacred place used for napping and s-xing and is not to be taken lightly. no fooling with the foufi, only fooling around on the foufi. “god d-mn […]
headgirl material probably the most beautiful girl you will ever meet has a good sense of humour you dont want to get on her bad side for she slaps hard unimportant person- : who are you gonna vote for as headgirl everyone: minique
a bad -ss b-tch “oh, you love law and order svu? you my hunchie.”