choreplay
men doing ch-r-s at home to get s-x from their wives.
as finished our meal, wifey said to me me: “you better finish doing the dishes , no ch-r-play no dessert. ”
when a woman is turned on by the sight of her husband/boyfriend/partner doing regular household ch-r-s, that she would normally be doing.
“last night, it was all about ch-r-play. i was all ‘oh yeah, fold that laundry. oh yes, just like that! in half and, then in half again. ohhh'”
ch-r- play is the activity whereby a man tries to seduce his wife by completing menial tasks around the home which she would usually perfom herself.
charles: d-mn it, i spent all afternoon cleaning the bathroom and when esther came home she never gave me so much as a kiss, i was hoping to get some sweet booty action.
g-yl-rd: d-mn that sh-t is whack, didn’t that b-tch know that was meant to be ch-r- play? hmmm she should have put out aight!
the act of doing ch-r-s around the house in an effort to win s-xual favor from one’s significant other.
pickles: “last night my husband made dinner and set the table and cleaned up the kitchen. then he started a load of laundry!”
juanita: “girrrrl, nothing gets me in the mood like some righteous ch-r-play!”
house work and ch-r-s that leads to s-x.
whenever i am doing work around the house my girlfriend gets h-rny. she thinks it’s ch-r-play and wants to get bent over the kitchen sink
the act of a man doing ch-r-s around the house in order to please his female counterpart.
wife: honey, i’ve got chin hairs i need you to tweeze.
husband: oooh, ch-r-play!
foreplay that is not performed out of enjoyment, but rather out of a sense of duty (or ent-tlement).
i just wanted to get my game on… the last thing i wanted to do was get caught up in ch-r-play, but d-mn, she was so demanding.
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