chris bag


the most heinous form of human life. all forms of “bag” blended into to one toxic, atrocious, abominable low life. the highest level of “baggery” in existence. level of “bags” in order from least to worst: dirt bag, sleeze bag, douche bag, sc-m bag, chris bag
wow, he really hit rock bottom… a genuine chris bag.

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