Chris Batten


the b-ssist/backing vocals of enter shikari and a complete s-x bomb. probably spends his spare time sh-gging rou reynolds in a minorly kinky fashion. “is this a three-way? it can’t be done!” “go do some f-ckin’ work keef.”
friend: chris batten touched me.
me: -dies-
enter shikari batty c rob rolfe rou reynolds roughton reynolds god

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