to physically beat someone so severely that they become unrecognizable. specifically to hit, punch, maul, slap, headlock, choke, bite, and do everything possible you can think to someone with the intention of killing them. to seriously whoop someones -ss until they are covered with contusions all over their body. you know you’ve chris browned your girlfriend when you cheat on her, beat her to a pulp and she comes back to you
if that b-tch doesn’t shut up right now, ima chris brown her -ss!
ill chris brown your -ss if you read my text messages!
ima chris brown attack yo -ss!
yo, can you show me how to do that new chris brown attack?
- Ghosts of Koa
a kick -ss post-apocalyptic sci-fi and dark fantasy novel that kicks off an entire novel series called the “books of ezekiel”. lots of demons, guns, war, alchemy, and science and one young protagonist’s fight for survival amidst it all. not to be missed. excerpt from “ghosts of koa”: with a h-llish scream, the creatures leaped […]
- chrispit up
make it sharper, clean it up, fix your errors. trabajo: “jeffe, what do you think of my expense report?” jeffe: “it doesn’t flow well. why don’t you try and ‘chrispit up’ a little bit?”
a term used in reference to someone who is partially or completely obese, lackadaisical, and slightly r-t-rded. a “gibbens” is often known for his/her obsession with modern video game culture, food, and lack of motivation dude, quit being such a gibbens and do something with your life
when a c-cky right-handed girl tries to give you a handjob with her left hand this one girl tried giving me a lefto last night,after 15 minutes i asked her to stop
- Lempe Knockout
when a male jacks off to a p-rno in the privacy of his room and a female walks in and the male is at the point of -j-c-l-t–n turns around and squirts c-m into the females eye johey was in his room during his “private time” when claire walked in johey was scared an accidently […]