Chris drunk
referring to a person or group of people who are exceptionally drunk and/or under the influence of a large amount of drugs, which causes a huge decrease in their decision making abilities; usually resulting in terrible choices which one would immediatley regret upon becoming sober.
dan: holy sh-t dude what happened to you last night?
jon: bro, i got so chris drunk last night i banged that fat girl fromthe bar…
dan: yeah, but didn’t you already banged her last week?? what’s the big deal now?
jon: well last night before we f-cked she told me she had herpes and she was falling in love with me…
dan: well what did you say??
jon: “let’s f-ck”
dan: wow dude, you were seriously chris drunk last night…
jon: i know bro, i know… i’ll call you later, i gotta go meet this fat sl-ts parents and stop by cvs to pick up my prescription… ugh.
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