Chris Hug
a chris hug is when a male gives you a long, slow, awkward hug while he strokes your back, ever so slightly humming into your ear with apparent pleasure. may be confused with molestation.
“oh my god sammi, he gave me a chris hug and i felt like i was being seriously molested.”
or
“if he held that chris hug one more second, i was gonna knock him the f-ck out!”
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