christian virginity
when a girl wants to retain her virginity (v-g-n-l), yet still wants to engage in a s-x act similar to v-g-n-l s-x (-n-l). therefore losing her -n-l virginity, but not v-g-n-l virginity in the process.
yeah, my girlfriend ashley had her christian virginity for two years because she believed in a christian myth about pregnancy. when she went to college she gave the real thing up to this loser who told her he was a fellow believer.
when a girl wants to retain her virginity (v-g-n-l), yet still wants to engage in a s-x act similar to v-g-n-l s-x (-n-l). therefore losing her -n-l virginity, but not v-g-n-l virginity in the process.
yeah, my girlfriend ashley had her christian virginity for two years because she believed in a christian myth about pregnancy. when she went to college she gave the real thing up to this loser who told her he was a fellow believer.
the act of s-x between a male and female whereby the p-n-s is inserted in to the v-g-n- – results in the loss of ones christian virginity.
as from leviticus 5:16 “and so ezekiel said, one’s christian virginity is only taken upon the union of a husband and a wife’s unmentionables”
man1: hey man.. have you lost your virginity?
man2: my virginity or my christian virginity?
man1: christian
man2: no, im gay, and a womans unmentionables are disgusting.
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