christmas goose
a girl who gets h-rny around the holiday season, and gets f-cked by as many guys as possible.
guy 1: “what’s you’re favourite part about christmas?”
guy 2: “the christmas goose kiid!”
a light pat on the derriere of a female by a male, usually a co-worker, usually at a company christmas party
after having a few beers, i gave mich-lle a little christmas goose, and she giggled
a s-xual act, or acts, that aim to impress and satisfy someone in bed. when you take a girl home and give her the christmas goose, you do your best in bed and pull out all the tricks.
#1: it was his birthday so i gave him the christmas goose.
#2: bro did you give that girl at the bar the christmas goose?
no man, that girl didn’t deserve the goose!
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