Christmas Partyhoer
a person–usually a married co-worker–that uses the company christmas party as an opportunity to get extremely drunk and dance inappropriately on other co-workers’ spouses, usually leading to embarr-ssment the next day.
todd: dude, steve is all over the boss’ wife
phil: he’s such a christmas partyh–r. that’s going to be awkward tomorrow.
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