Nob shiner


when an aroused man frantically rubs his turgid p-n-s, it gives the impression that he is polishing it until it shines; hence he is a n-b shiner. used as a derogatory term to indicate a person who is behaving foolishly in the eyes of the speaker.
i saw that halifax advert the other day and, i tell you what, that howard is a right n-b shiner.
one whom shines n-bs
oi, n-bshiner! get your hand off it!

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