christmas sniper
that person that gets you an xmas gift unexpectedly, and you didn’t get them a gift. its why you carry generic gifts around at xmas time.
dude 1, merry xmas, here i got you something.
dude 2, oh snap, i have your gift in the car, let me go get it.
dude 3 near your car, good thing you had that gift, that tool is a christmas sniper.
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