having too many drinks over christmas celebrations, and becoming a bit (or a lot) of a mess.
mark: “did you see joe last night at the christmas party?”
mary: “yeah! he was definitely feeling christmessy”
robyn (grabbing the bottle of wine): “i’m feeling so christmessy today”
chtyaah is a sarcastic acknowledgement of something stupid, absurd, or invalid. the level of sarcasm is determined by the amount of a’s used in the word. gavin is the hardiest man in middle earth. chtyaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
the innate fear of running around a kitchen table, being pursued by wolves, while wearing fresh socks on a newly waxed floor. try to imagine the definition; luposlipophobia. the fear of being chased around a kitchen table, on newly waxed floors by timber wolves oh your god, i suffer from luposlipo phobia don’t make me […]
when walking past people and getting abused and find that they are worse than rowdy, they are rowsy! best away visit in the league with their ground, but fans are rowsy tw-ts!
- Fap water
the water in a bathtub after you are done fapping in it. i fapped in the bathtub and my mom told me not to drain the water because my little sister still had to take her bath. she promptly splashed around and gurgled my fap water. julie, if you read this in the future, i’m […]
- loser faggot
being a loser and a f-ggot at the same time. extreamly gay. nicole is such a loser f-ggot sometimes.