a) cannot use technology to save his life
b) enjoys really, really big (fullstrength) beers
man did you see that christobeer try to use the gps? what a nelly
that guy just tried to facebook post on your wall but wrote on his own status instead. what a christobeer…
- T2P2 Day
(n.) twin tower pentagon pennsylvania day. a.k.a. 9/11. btw hector and i are going to boston from labor day till t2p2 day. uh… t2p2 day, dude? twin tower pentagon pennsylvania day. wait…um, are we not allowed to make 9/11 jokes yet?…probably not.
a violent s-xual act involving the sodomy of ones r-ct-m with a bottle of extra hot tobasco sauce covered in mayonaise and a hammer. what you will read below is a violent personal account of tabascing, a rare yet unbelievable s-xual attack called tabascing. tabascing involves a bottle of tabasco, mayonaise, and a hammer. this […]
a descriptive term for high quality marijuana man: hey dude, could i come by and pick up a satchel- (bag of marijuana) dude: yea man, i’ve got the chrondillious nuggletrons of death, come thru.
- Fart Capture
the art of taking an empty gl-ss jar opening it up and securing it tightly to an -n-s. then when the -n-s it is against farts, quickly slid the lid over the jar without removing the jar more than half an inch from the -sshole. man, i need to fart capture. i love to sniff […]
fat f-ckin admin (…b-tch!) of the mestboard, avid pot smoker and beer drinker. computer nerd for a living. a great guy. “who’s that crazy guy dancing up on stage?” “don’t mind him…it’s just fatguymest!”