the life changing blunt, it changes your whole perspective on life and makes all your mental and physical pain go away. it usually contains a mix of some of the finest types of weeds there are, and are rolled into the fattest blunt ever.
“i think i will run for president.” thanks chronic blunt.
a anglicized derivation of the french word “les fesses”(the b-ttocks), meaning to dance around shaking whatchu got. i was feeling really fesity this morning.
a wannabe cal-i scrub dood 3d | ksahrp is such a f-cking fgtnerd, and a hermit.
poorly thought out action that leads to catastrophe he thought e-mailing his boss a picture of his b-tt was a good idea but it turned out to be a chrusciel mistake.
- Closeted Couple
a couple who cannot decide whether or not they actually feel s-xually attracted to one another. this indecision is only pertinent only to the couple however because the sheer volume of time they spend with each other alongside of the quasi-couple activities they perform together, which often culminates in sleeping in the same bed .because […]
- Clostridium botulinum
a deadly bacterium. has the ability to form endospores when exposed to harsh environments. a telltale sign of these little b-gg-rs are bulged bottoms of canned goods. the toxin it produces can cause death within a day. person 1: dude, wanna eat some spam? i’ll open a can for you. person 2: hey bro, don’t […]