Chronic Tard Farm


the little known tenth circle of h-ll. reserved specifically for those who post unceasing amounts of stupidity and repet-tive rants on message boards. not to be confused with trolls, who are cool. this refers more generally to people who just show up and keep posting even though no one likes them or gives a sh-t. or anyone else who p-sses me off.

it is a terrible place filled with morons, feces; both verbal and -n-l, syphillis, skunkweed, and trailers. lots and lots of trailers. every thursday night is social night with the comedy stylings of carrot top, karaoke by britney spears, and clay aiken sucking off a donkey.

this was created in the heyday of bolt.com and later bolt2.com for the purpose of housing the overwhelming hordes of r-t-rd that showed up. especially fans of american idol. i’ll see you all in h-ll.
armywife: everyone listen to my long, grammar-free monologue on why the war in iraq is wrong/right/good/bad/-rg-smic, etc.
tishimself: f-ck off, c-nt.
armywife: but no, d-ck cheney rules and george bush sucks and i just m-st-rb-t-d to al gore, etc.
tishimself: alright, i’ll see your -ss at the chronic tard farm.
armywife: noooooooooo!!!!! -wilhelm scream-

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