Chronicological Order


the way things happen when you’re stoned.
so we got the nugs, got back to my place and realized that we were all r-t-rded and we had no lighter, so we turned on the stove and put a tissue on it, but as we were smoking little jimmy burned his finger and dropped it into a garbage can full of gasoline, and the house burned down, and thats what happened in chronicological order.

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