Chronnuckah


in the jewish faith, a celibration that commemorates the way–after the romans sacked the temple and left only enough for one bowl–the bud lasted eight nights.

this is celebrated by lighting one more bowl on an eight chambered bong known as a chronukiah starting at the right and lighting one more chamber evey night for eich night of chronuckah.

also crockies, a dish made form potatoes and cannib-tter, are traditionally eaten.
little girl: but papa, papa, this is only enough weed for one bowl. how is this gonna get us all high for eight nights?

father: well little suzie, thats the miracle of chronnuckah

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