chutching
n. to m-st-rb-t- alone while crying softly
“is that ben crying over there?” “no i think he is chutching”
the act of masturbating in front of a mirror while crying. the mirror is essential to creating the appropriate levels of self loathing required to bring forth tears.
simon didn’t know whether to use his last tissue to wipe his tears, or the sp-nk that was sliding down the mirror after his latest chutching session.
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