ChubWard
a awkward chubby
when your hot bartender coworker steps up behind you and wipes her hands off on your bar rag… simultaneously dry humps you from behind in a attempt to make you laugh. you do, but also get a semi… you tell her to try to get a laugh in return but sh-t just gets awkward! you’re left with a chubward and a creeped out coworker. expect a friendly chat from the corporate human resources department in the morning!
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