Cosimo
a cosimo is a person who has fingers longer then 10 cm long, and is therefore amazing at bridge. if you see a cosimo walking down the street, you should run away, buy a house in ipswich, change your name to nathaniel and stay in that house for the rest of your life because cosimo is probably coming after you. in 2011 a cosimo was at the top of the cias kill list for the touching of several million goats, and he will not hesitate to touch you either. and always remember: he’s behind you!
mark: i saw a cosimo today.
ben: you do not know me
(ben proceeds to cut all connection between himself and mark in case cosimo comes after him)
2 more definitions
a loving boy/man that every girl wants, only one can have him and thats me. a romantic person that knows the perfect thing to say at every moment.
he called me last night just to tell me how much he loves me, such a cosimo
a player who usually bounces from one girl to another.
“d-mn i was with cosimo last weekend and now he’s with another girl!”
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