chucknorrisium
chucknorrisium is an element with an unlimited atomic number and atomic m-ss. this element has only been theorised because if anyone gets close to it, they get knocked back by a roundhouse kick to the face. chucknorrisuim is theorised that once harnessed into a solid form it will be unbreakable, and makes anything it is attached to unbreakable. this is because the universe makes sure it cannot be broken or it will get a roundhouse kick to the face. it is belived that chuck norris originated from the first chucknorrisium atom.
“zomg i nearly found a chucknorrisium atom, but my microscope got destroyed”
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