chum face


the face one makes when super baked and super drunk, but feelin better than ever, eyes squinty as f-ck, and a closed mouth smile that makes you just look like a chum. if ur chum facin, ur doin it right
dude, ur so chum faced right now
one who’s face is full of fish products not typically consumed by humans. this was created by a man named derek mossey in milford new hampshire at the age of 6 months.
o my god your such a chum face!

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