chumby


an almost-synonym for broner. the difference between a chumby and a full-on broner is the degree of erection. see chubby and b-n-r for more detail. if definition is still not understood, see pun.
i was playing pong with my buddies the other day when i felt a chumby coming on.
1. the stage between being chubby and being fat.
2. also a softer way of saying someones fat.
“..getting a bit chumby under the arms there, aren’t ya becky?”
a subst-tute for literally any word in the english language. especially helpful when describing illegal substances, ragers, or someone within earshot.
maerri: “hey chumbies, check this out – when you sing in the chumby, your acoustics reverberate throughout the chumby and it’s keeping me awake which makes me feel real chumby. would you mind keeping it chumby?”
culver: “whoah, put your chumby on a leash.”

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