Chunklets


1. a group of puzzle pieces.
2. chunky milk.
3. clump of cottage cheese
4. to throw up little pieces after being slaughtered.
“oh sh-t i’m about to blow chunklets”
“noami just cut me into chunklets. ”
“i’m legit about to puke some chunklets homes”
“homegirl got an axe and hacking about to blow some legit chunklets”
“is that your chunklet b–b??”
“it hurts to chunklet. ”
“mikey cyrus’ hair is in some stringy -ss chunklets.”
the little squares of food, invariably made of carrot, that always appear in your chunder or vom.
“we were trekking in the andes, and the sun was just rising and glinting off the snow, creating this sort of ethereal haze, and i really got a sense of the awesome power of nature and the insignificance of man… and then i just chundered everywhere, all over the snow, i was like, have that nature, 1-0, made a little vomcano, all the little chunklets froze, amazing.”
a small chunk of anything. similar to piece, portion, etc.
“ew, you spit cake chunklets all over me.”

“sorry, i didn’t mean to talk with my mouth full.”
a noun; using in the same context as the word chunk ; a moderate to small piece of something.
“dude! that guy just threw a rock chunklet at my head!”
a poor orphan child of slang, resulting from sleep deprivation, excessive sugar consumption, and mild but manageable crack addictions. as evidenced by other entries, it lacks any real definition, or function, but is akin to the word ‘f-ck’ in that it can serve as virtually any part of speech or intended definition as given by the context.

unfortunately, it is far less satisfying to say than ‘f-ck’, and furthermore, if one were to ask a sorority girl for a quick, string-free ‘chunklet’, one would get a much less satisfying result.
simple formula: take valid english sentence. add tone indicating desire for attention and approval. replace key verbs and nouns with the word ‘chunklets.’ instant greatness.

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