Chunkmistress
a girl who is overweight to obese, and likes to go on nights out. the victim of a chunkmistress usually has to be incredibly trashed unless they have a preference for larger girls. pulling a chunkmistress is for most men a very humiliating experience and one which may cause nightmares and result in prolonged p-sstakes.
a chunkmistress can be found at most if not all clubs throughout the world, they rarely cause problems outside the drinking arena. they are identifiable princ-p-lly by their weight which renders them unpullable by sober standards. they are more often than not ugly and with domineering personalities.
f-cking h-ll i had some dancefloor action with a chunkmistress but didn’t go all the way, thank f-ck.
or
what the f-ck were you doing with that bloated chunkmistress last night? hahahahaha
or
man1: hey remember that night you f-cked that chunkmistress? she was f-cking hanging
man2: oh shut the f-ck up, i don’t wanna talk about it alright?
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