chunky nelson


after drinking foolishly with your girlfriend, you attempt to have disgusting, drunken s-x with her. shortly thereafter, you feel sick to your stomach because of the alcohol sloshing around inside of you. when you climb down from your bed, you blow nasty chunks all over your girlfriend’s back.
samantha: “what are you and dave doing tonight?”
noelle: “my boyfriend and i are going to drink together in his room. i hope he doesn’t give me a chunky nelson this time.”

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