Church Biscuit


the paper-thin, paper-tasting wafer given to brainwashed catholic disciples during m-ss.
priest: body of christ
church-goer: nah bro, church biscuit!!!
priest: wtf?
church-goer: blah, this tastes like paper mache.

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