church gay
when you fear being gay due to not being accepted by culture, parents, or the church so you hook up with the closet person that looks like the same s-x as you. hence a guy would date a woman that looked like a guy. a girl would date a guy that looked like a girl.
“yo, did you see john’s wife, at first i thought he was gay, then i found out he was married to a lady; however, not that i seen his wife it’s confirmed, he’s church gay”. i thought she was a man at first.
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