Church Rabbit


single people who go to church for the sole reason of finding other individuals that they can mate with. they are referred to as rabbits because once their libido is unleashed, they reign havoc on unsuspecting virgin souls.
bobby needed to get some, so he pulled himself out of bed on sunday morning to go to church to find him a few church rabbits. by the end of the day, he couldn’t walk and was soar for weeks.

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