churchie

a person entirely devoted to causes of their religious establishment, byp-ssing all matters of common sense.
the churchie spent all week in flea infested villages feeding poor children.
when you live by a church they are
the church goers that get in your way when you try to get through.
those darn churchies parked in our drive-way again.
someone that goes to youth group/church.

that simple.
person1: those churchies are pretty d-mn nice.
person2: yeah. but they kinda freak me out.
a guy who wears short shorts, singlet tops, black socks, vans. has a p-ssionate love for wearing snap backs and rosary beads. loves girls who wear snap backs! is often seen with one leg up on a chair/bench/anything they can find. usually has there hands down their pants/around their crotch.
is normally ridiculously good looking with s-xy hair.

is hated by d-ckies boys (f-ggots who wear the brand d-ckies or unit), only cos they sh-t all over them and get with the hottest chicks.

the first churchies originated from the church schools such as lochinvar (st joey’s) and st peters. thats why they usually wear a cross necklace (rosary beads)
erin: that guy’s so hot !
jessika: yeah, that’s cos he’s a churchie 😉
erin: oh yummmm.
church = donation = coins.
churchie = person with lots of coins, not cash.
kids in school yard sometimes call others who have heaps of coins, a “churchie”, and ask for some coins. (like a donation)
question: how much money have you got?
reply: $15, but it’s all in change.
reply 2: oh, you freekin’ ‘churchie!’… give me some!
a member of the largest collection of w-nkerish, arrogant, wiggerish, and loserish -ssholes ever congregated in one place. uses phrases like “madd -ss” and “homie” and “da”. w-nks off over copping it off six chicks and tells his friends that he actually did. also exhibits b-st–l and h-m-s-xual tendencies – see also zoomer
churchie 1: yo my churchie brova n-gg- madd -ss homie. you wanna take that dog in da -ss?
churchie 2: fo’ shizzle my nizzle
the best school in the world. it could wallop any gps school anyday, the rugby premiership was wrongly taken from them and tied with bshs. contrary to public belief, pupils do not engage in -n-l intercourse with canines. this is simply a rumour perpetrated by stateschoolers and others who are jealous of the fact that acgs boys have enough money to go to an elitist school.
nb: is formally known as the anglican church grammar school (acgs)
churchie won the gps rugby premiership for the eight time in a row, defeating bbc 54 – nil.