Cigarection
a word to describe the feeling a person develops when craving the nicotine satisfaction provided by tobacco products.
a person will often signal their cigarection to another person by placing an unlit cigarette in their mouth, pointing down, then slowly raising it upward in a fashion similar to the development of a penile erection. if the other person also has a cigarection, they will then proceed to join them out of doors for a session of tobacco consumption.
this word is particularly common amongst core -n-lysts and bee keepers.
“gee, drilling all these plugs is really giving me a cigarection”
“these bees are behaving inappropriately, i’m off to satisfy my cigarection”
“i have a b-n-r and a cigarection, i think i can manage to simultaneously smoke and w-nk while the boss isn’t looking”
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