circuit city
a place were extreme morons come to shop
person: hey, where do you guys keep your cameras at?
me: right under the 12×6 foot circuit city sign that says cameras
person: do you know a warez site i can download this at?
me: (blank stare)
person: how can i steal wireless internet
me: beats self upon head with frying pan
1. a place for people who don’t like best buy can shop.
2. a place where people who can’t get a job at best buy work.
3. a place where best buy workers go after being fired.
“i’m going to shop at circuit city from now on if you don’t give me a computer!”
“i’m telling my whole family to shop at circuit city from now on because you wouldn’t send someone to my house to show me how to use my dvd player!”
“why doesn’t best buy honor circuit city’s warranty?”
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-circuit customer: “where’s my laptop?”
-circuit employee: “i set it on the counter”
-circuit customer: “it’s not there.”
-circuit employee: “i swear i set it there.”
-circuit customer: “are you telling me you let someone steal my laptop?”
-circuit employee: “maybe…”
the name of a store that will go bankrupt and then offer sweet deals only to find out that you just sold your soul to the devil
hey i went to circuit city this week on their closeout sale! got a good deal but i have the sudden urge to sacrafice a goat.
the meticulous, neatly-trimmed goatee style commonly worn by male employees of electronics retail companies, such as best buy and the late circuit city.
my roommate just shaved his beard, now he’s sporting the circuit city. makes a n-gg- wanna puke.
best buy’s b-tch. unable to keep their stocks above $5 when best buy’s are always over $45. basically every stupid foreign customer who doesn’t know where best buy is shops at circuit city instead.
example 1:
best buy: hey circuit city, bend over and take this like a b-tch
circuit city: ok, just be gentle this time….
example 2:
foreign customer: “i from sheep, i buy…. i pay cash!!! you give me free bag?”
-ssociate: stop it….
an electronics store that operated from 1949 to 2009 before going bankrupt. it was best buy’s rival.
everyone knew circuit city was going out of business.
a place where cubans and fat losers who have lost their virginity to 300 pound trannies work.
jack works at circuit city. his p-n-s is less than an inch long when erect.
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