douchemous maximus
a person who fits the profile of a perfect douchebag. someone, who often in public places, makes an -ss out of themselves and the people -ssociating with them. derived from the term douche, which is a total -ss clown, and maximus, a roman term meaning to a great degree. so douchemous maximus would be a complete and total douche.
thomas – “you know that douche bag dennis?” tim – “yeah that guy is a total douchemous maximus .” thomas – “yeah he is…”
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