Citroned


{pr-nouned cit-roaned} taken from the t-tle of absolut citron; it represents a time where you have drunk alcoholic spirits in excessive volume to the point where you lose most motor reflexes and find yourself expulsing ghastly amounts of bile-coloured vomit. to use it in speech:
oh man, i got ‘absolut-ly citroned’ last night, never gonna do that again!

my mate was so citroned, i had to carry him to bed. the man was like a tree!

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